Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Rumble strips road head = magical
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
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