Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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