Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
nutella sex= disaster
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
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