he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
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