just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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