She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
there was a trapeze. enough said
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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