Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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