halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I'm just crazy horny about you
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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