He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
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