Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
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