Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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