I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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