thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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