He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
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