i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
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