Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
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