I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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