i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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