is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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