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My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
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