is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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