I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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