so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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