Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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