i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
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