But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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