Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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