brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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