are you still at the devil's house?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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