That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
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