he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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