I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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