hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
It's never too late to be topless.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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