If that was your dad, he is hot
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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