Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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