you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
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