Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
