doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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