i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
Randomize
