Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
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