i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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