his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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