I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
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