Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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