did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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