Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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