butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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