That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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