So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
i now understand why vodka
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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