You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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