Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
it's like heaven, but drunker
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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