Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Randomize
