Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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